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🚨 WANTED: TIM CHEESE 🧀🔫 🚨
The notorious Tim Cheese is wanted for the murder of John Pork 🐷💀. Last seen fleeing the scene, this dangerous fugitive is known for his cheesy disguise and criminal mastermind tactics.
👤 Description:
🟡 Pale yellow complexion – Possibly due to excessive dairy consumption.
🧀 Cheese-like texture – Some say his face has holes, resembling Swiss cheese.
👀 Shifty eyes – Always looking over his shoulder, never trusting anyone.
🎩 Wears a suspicious hat – Likely to cover up his melting identity.
👃 Strong odor – A pungent mix of crime and cheddar.
⚠️ WARNING: Do not approach Tim Cheese alone! He is considered armed and dangerous—and possibly sticky. If spotted, report immediately to the Cheese Police 🚔🧀 before he strikes again!